LOL!

Everything you need to know about why Bush was an abject failure at business:

"The president talked repeatedly about 'benchmarks' for progress in Iraq, using that word 13 times. But he did not discuss the consequences of the Iraqi government missing those targets. Such a question, he said, was 'hypothetical.'"

Logically equivalent to the exchange:

"But sir, what happens if people don't buy 15,000,000 widgets next quarter?"

...

"Aw, now that's just bollocks."