say it ain't so, Bill!

Oh how I love the sound of that fat, wet, c0ck slap on Microsoft. Such a huge c0ck it was that it slapped right across Gates's and Balls-mer's faces in one fell swoop. And the peasants rejoiced!

one of capitalism's hallmarks

Did Texas execute an innocent man? Not knowing for certain, I will say that there is no such thing as a human system which is without error, and that includes systems (mechanical, electrical) devised by humans. So they most likely did. I found the following statement interesting: "Each official had a separate role in the process, so that no one person felt responsible for taking a life."

Yup, that's a hallmark of the capitalist system, especially with respect to industrialization. Sounds like something out of 1984, and it illustrates how dehumanizing the parceling out of personal responsibility can be. It can make people so desensitized as to partake in murder. Remember that in Ye Olden Dayz, the accomplices also used to hang (now they just get life). And yet we ascribe to such a system that can so dehumanize us most of the plaudits for creating enormous wealth and well-being for so many. Interesting, is it not, to consider that such divisions of labor also lead corporations unable to name individuals responsible for things like "rogue" trading (no mention of the system that exists behind the trader, or the conspiracy required to hide the misdeeds) and the recent (fawesome) legal debacle over the Merrill Lynch / Citigroup merger and bonus scheme.

My favorite quotations have to be:

• “The S.E.C. gets to claim that it is exposing wrongdoing on the part of the Bank of America in a high-profile merger,” he wrote, and “the Bank’s management gets to claim that they have been coerced into an onerous settlement by overzealous regulators.”

• “It is quite something else for the very management that is accused of having lied to its shareholders to determine how much of those victims’ money should be used to make the case against the management go away,” Judge Rakoff wrote.

• “You filed a rather uninformative, bare-bones complaint,” Mr. Rakoff told SEC lead lawyer David Rosenfeld, who reportedly replied meekly that the commission hadn't made any allegations against specific individuals.

The response didn't satisfy Mr. Rakoff.

“I would be less than candid if I didn't express my continued misgivings about this settlement at this stage,” he told the lawyers for both sides. “When this settlement first came to me, it seemed to be lacking, for lack of a better word, transparency.”

People already have enough of a hard time taking proper responsibility for their actions without Adam Smith getting in the way! lol

ADHD queue-jumpers create debate

But only amongst those already mentally retarded.

This article includes a fucking moronic argument in favor of special treatment for ADHD brats:

"'These are children with a disability who cannot wait. You cannot teach someone who is crippled to walk, someone who is deaf to hear,'" says Andrea Bilbow. 'They have a 30% maturity lag, and are emotionally younger than their peers.'"

Bilbow, your analogy is bullshit. They have a 'maturity lag' of 30%? That's not being crippled, it's a mild limp or partial deafness in one ear. You can teach someone with a limp to walk better or a person with less-than-perfect hearing how to compensate. Exacerbating the initial conditions with further learned behavior (no waiting) only makes such children even more susceptible to any waiting in the future. It's a fucking retarded approach.

They're emotionally younger than their peers? As if children all develop at the same rate. Show me the statistical deviation that illustrates how you came to determine they were more than 1 std dev less mature than their peers. If ADHD is just about maturity, then let's teach them maturity. You think children develop in a vacuum? These kids are not *that* disabled that they can't learn! We shouldn't be striving to make them more impatient. Do we try and make someone with a limp cripple or someone with partial hearing loss fully deaf?

on this day

which already lives in infamy, I decree that the BBC shall be Blitzed by the grammar Nazi for this gaffe regarding changes to the Oscar voting system for Best Picture:

"However, this is the first time it has been introduced for best picture voting since 1945." ....

USED, you twats! The word is "used" or "re-introduced." You can only "introduce" something once. After a thing's introduction, further instances of its use are no longer introductions!

murderous english rednecks

O rly? I never relaized rednecks like this existed outside the American South!

sci-fi fans everywhere rejoice (quietly)

Geo-engineering deemed feasible, but flawed, approach to climate change management.

eye haz internets

butt eye still date the Hutch

swearing may mitigate pain

but it does nothing to cover up the stupid! lmfao:

"Some experimental evidence to suggest that swearing makes pain less traumatic, though the mechanism by which is does this shit is unclear."

lmRFIDao!

This has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long while. "Passports: now with added security!" Shutup. The best security in a high-tech world is often the low-tech solution. Don't want your home alarm system infiltrated by hackers, or your Internet-enabled house? Buy a bigger/better lock! Don't Internet-enable your kitchen! I don't give a shit if my oven timer can check the local weather forecasts live - such 'features' are fucking useless!

Motion to Object:

The prosecutor is absolutely correct that the fact that the defendant was drunk and under-aged is 'irrelevant given the other issues at stake'.

Rightly put, the first and foremost such issue being why/how the fuck does one get drunk to Dave Matthews? I mean, really! That much sappy semi-depression, combined with alcohol - I bet he was trying to kill himself with carbon monoxide!

i'm lovin' it!

Sarko is just a barrel of laughs. Look at Obama having to restrain the poor guy ... and his wife is smoking hot! What is his problem? G'damn Hungarian blood - it just increases his natural French womanizing traits!

a respectable waste of time

for any male, hetero or otherwise!

MS design fail

Bing! You have fail! MS is so inept at decent aesthetic design, that the absence of a few lines of code to remove some unnecessary white space is pretty much enough to make people prefer Google to Bing, even though the results might be better! lmfao

That's not a side-effect!

It's a remedy so you no longer have to smell the Bushshit! Prolonged exposure to Bushshit has been known to destroy human logic, so what's worse? We destroy (your sense of smell). You decide.

luv ya, but ...

... even you, Barack the Magick Negro, even your superhuman powers are no match for the collective stupidity of Ameri-duh. Really, just give it up.


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God kills mother

Or maybe it was Twitter? The world may never know!

Twitter pwns God

Twitter giveth life and Twitter can taketh away.

Do not anger the Twitter with videos of your silly ... KITTIES!!! But do use Twitter like a TV channel - for taking vicarious pleasure in abject human idiocy ...

... and porn! (SFW)

dayveed cah-muh-run speeks wiff jurmuhn akscent, uhfends peepuhl

Doesn't such a hard-line stance work wonders for Schwarzenegger? lol "Come into my tent, let's neh-gow-shee-ate."

how are we rich, exactly?

We still haven't repaired the damage from Katrina. Why?

"Patriots" will bristle if you suggest the Europeans would've rebuilt faster. If not, why haven't we, if we're so rich? I bet a lot of ppl would say "oh, it's b/c N'awlinz is a hell-hole that no one would invest in." OK, but if it's so crappy it couldn't be expensive, and being so wealthy, surely we could afford to write off the costs!

Oh yeah, and the only thing holding back under-privileged Detroiters from having white picket fences of their own are those dang strip clubs! I'm going to start a fully-nude, alcohol-serving club called "White Picket Fences", complete with a wholesome, "Golden Era" theme (well, focused on the 50's/60's post-WWII boom time). Maybe a future club can feature "Grannies Who are Trannies" and have a "Golden Gurlz" theme.

Being ignorant and close-minded about sex, while doing nothing to prevent half-deranged people from buying firearms, has a lot more to do with economic inequality than strip clubs - just ask the Dutch!

London 2012 Olympics Logo is Homo

Seriously, does it have to be spelled out to people for them to see it? The "0" and the "2" on the right-hand side is a man, inserting its penis into the left-hand side "2"/"1" figure (looks something like a goat). Srsly, it's a man copulating with a goat.

The London 2012 logo has to be one of the worst designs I've ever seen.