swearing may mitigate pain

but it does nothing to cover up the stupid! lmfao:

"Some experimental evidence to suggest that swearing makes pain less traumatic, though the mechanism by which is does this shit is unclear."

lmRFIDao!

This has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long while. "Passports: now with added security!" Shutup. The best security in a high-tech world is often the low-tech solution. Don't want your home alarm system infiltrated by hackers, or your Internet-enabled house? Buy a bigger/better lock! Don't Internet-enable your kitchen! I don't give a shit if my oven timer can check the local weather forecasts live - such 'features' are fucking useless!

Motion to Object:

The prosecutor is absolutely correct that the fact that the defendant was drunk and under-aged is 'irrelevant given the other issues at stake'.

Rightly put, the first and foremost such issue being why/how the fuck does one get drunk to Dave Matthews? I mean, really! That much sappy semi-depression, combined with alcohol - I bet he was trying to kill himself with carbon monoxide!

i'm lovin' it!

Sarko is just a barrel of laughs. Look at Obama having to restrain the poor guy ... and his wife is smoking hot! What is his problem? G'damn Hungarian blood - it just increases his natural French womanizing traits!

a respectable waste of time

for any male, hetero or otherwise!

MS design fail

Bing! You have fail! MS is so inept at decent aesthetic design, that the absence of a few lines of code to remove some unnecessary white space is pretty much enough to make people prefer Google to Bing, even though the results might be better! lmfao

That's not a side-effect!

It's a remedy so you no longer have to smell the Bushshit! Prolonged exposure to Bushshit has been known to destroy human logic, so what's worse? We destroy (your sense of smell). You decide.

luv ya, but ...

... even you, Barack the Magick Negro, even your superhuman powers are no match for the collective stupidity of Ameri-duh. Really, just give it up.


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God kills mother

Or maybe it was Twitter? The world may never know!

Twitter pwns God

Twitter giveth life and Twitter can taketh away.

Do not anger the Twitter with videos of your silly ... KITTIES!!! But do use Twitter like a TV channel - for taking vicarious pleasure in abject human idiocy ...

... and porn! (SFW)

dayveed cah-muh-run speeks wiff jurmuhn akscent, uhfends peepuhl

Doesn't such a hard-line stance work wonders for Schwarzenegger? lol "Come into my tent, let's neh-gow-shee-ate."

how are we rich, exactly?

We still haven't repaired the damage from Katrina. Why?

"Patriots" will bristle if you suggest the Europeans would've rebuilt faster. If not, why haven't we, if we're so rich? I bet a lot of ppl would say "oh, it's b/c N'awlinz is a hell-hole that no one would invest in." OK, but if it's so crappy it couldn't be expensive, and being so wealthy, surely we could afford to write off the costs!

Oh yeah, and the only thing holding back under-privileged Detroiters from having white picket fences of their own are those dang strip clubs! I'm going to start a fully-nude, alcohol-serving club called "White Picket Fences", complete with a wholesome, "Golden Era" theme (well, focused on the 50's/60's post-WWII boom time). Maybe a future club can feature "Grannies Who are Trannies" and have a "Golden Gurlz" theme.

Being ignorant and close-minded about sex, while doing nothing to prevent half-deranged people from buying firearms, has a lot more to do with economic inequality than strip clubs - just ask the Dutch!

London 2012 Olympics Logo is Homo

Seriously, does it have to be spelled out to people for them to see it? The "0" and the "2" on the right-hand side is a man, inserting its penis into the left-hand side "2"/"1" figure (looks something like a goat). Srsly, it's a man copulating with a goat.

The London 2012 logo has to be one of the worst designs I've ever seen.

The Summer Obama Stole TV

"And, after your dad lost his bonus and the mortgage for his lake house, Obama 'blacked out' the liberal media so people wouldn't be able to watch his coup d'etat on PBS. That was the worst summer ever."

"Oh, and then we had to stop paying for your loft in the Village. Yeah. It was a truly terrifying time."

raw deal

So, let me get this straight - after about a decade of real wage stagnation, now the mantra is "oh, well, they may be cutting your pay, but at least you still have work!" BULLSHIT. People just accept this? PHUQUE!

jataopiue

it is what it is - there is no random

another surprising fact about Tom Hanks

He's at least 7 orders of fagnitude above a singing Pierce Brosnan.

Humanity strikes back!

Take that, ewe dirty pig-porkers!

"Snark Attack"

How long have I been waiting to see the word "snark" grace the headline art of the Gray Lady? Longer than it'd take me to accumulate enough savings to get any apartment in NYC, especially with such added perks as a Chinese bordello in the bathroom.

That is a perk, right?

only the smart leave young

lol, I don't care what the percentages are because I still firmly believe that most people are fucking MORONS. No amount of psycho-anal-wusses are going to uproot that deep-seated belief! :o)