swearing may mitigate pain

but it does nothing to cover up the stupid! lmfao:

"Some experimental evidence to suggest that swearing makes pain less traumatic, though the mechanism by which is does this shit is unclear."

lmRFIDao!

This has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long while. "Passports: now with added security!" Shutup. The best security in a high-tech world is often the low-tech solution. Don't want your home alarm system infiltrated by hackers, or your Internet-enabled house? Buy a bigger/better lock! Don't Internet-enable your kitchen! I don't give a shit if my oven timer can check the local weather forecasts live - such 'features' are fucking useless!

Motion to Object:

The prosecutor is absolutely correct that the fact that the defendant was drunk and under-aged is 'irrelevant given the other issues at stake'.

Rightly put, the first and foremost such issue being why/how the fuck does one get drunk to Dave Matthews? I mean, really! That much sappy semi-depression, combined with alcohol - I bet he was trying to kill himself with carbon monoxide!

i'm lovin' it!

Sarko is just a barrel of laughs. Look at Obama having to restrain the poor guy ... and his wife is smoking hot! What is his problem? G'damn Hungarian blood - it just increases his natural French womanizing traits!

a respectable waste of time

for any male, hetero or otherwise!