To pay proper homage to our vanity, MySpace and Facebook should merge to become MyFace.

goddammit! (looks fake though)

Random thought: "no external being can do more than distract us from ourselves." Yup, that sounds just about right: the perfect philosophy for the angst-filled, single, and childless! w00t!

A human behavioral universal: "The surest path to failure is that of least communication."

I don't know if anyone's said it before me (Google agrees I'm the first to string that particular string of characters together in such an order in recent, technologically-documented history (lol, can we have BC, AD, and TD - technologically documented? or maybe DD - digitally documented or ADHD - All Documented on Hard Disk)).

Yes, I use nested parens, because my logic be so wicked thick the standard syntaxes wilt under its force. :oP